ok.....yes i'm updateing..............yes long time..no update...well not many big things....i'm moving to fairview for my senior year.......and i work like all the time...so i don't have much to talk about...so ya...at leat i updated lol......

-Michael-

ok........due to popluar demand......i'm goin to post the bambi story on here........i know......right now u are running around the room screaming in happyness.....so now it will begin..................................

ok.....This is the story of Bambi.......as told by a squirrel in a tree.......ok.......opening scene...bambi and his mother are just grazing in a field.....they're all like "yay!".....then all of the sudden...............................Here come the hunters.....bambi's mother *looks left...looks right....* "RUN"......so they're all running and running........and then running some more.......then bambi grows tired.....so he hides under a tree...or bush...or some type of shrubbery......(i really don't know).......but bambi's mother just keeps running.......(stupid deer....gosh....)......but she running.....and running.....then.......Here come the hunters....................then she runs up over this hill.....and out of sight........then................................................*chik chik* (that's the shotgun loading.......couldn't think of how to spell that sound..lol)...................BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!................................................................................................Bambi's mother DEAD!!!...................................THE END!!!!...................................................................o ya........u know u loved it and that ur goin to read a million times over and over again.....................well there u go..........YAY!!!....(u can now continue to scream for joy......)

TAKE THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME...

A=I'D LOVE TO
B=I ATE
C=I DUMPED MY BOYFRIEND FOR
D=I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH
E=I MILKED
F=I SAT ON
G=I SAW
H=I'M IN LOVE WITH
I=IN MY ROOM I FOUND
J=I PUSHED
K=I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH
L=I MURDERED
M=I RAPED
N=I DEEP-FRIED
O=IN MY FREEZER, I FOUND
P=I MOLESTED
Q=I TALKED ON THE PHONE TO
R=I CHEATED ON MY LOVER WITH
S=I'M MOVING IN WITH
T=I JUST KILLED
U=I KICKED AND KILLED
V=I WOULD LICK
W=I GAVE MY NUMBER TO
X=I MARINATED
Y=I BABYSAT
Z=I TRADED MY MOM FOR

NOW TAKE THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME...

A=A HIPPOPOTAMUS
B=A CURLY FRY
C=A BLOCK OF CHEESE
D=AN ERASER
E=A GAY HOBO
F=YOUR MOM
G=AN EMPTY TACOBELL CUP
H=A GREASY PAPER PLATE
I=A SPORK
J=A MELTED ORANGE CRAYON
K=GEORGE WASHINGTON
L=A PEICE OF CHEWED GUM
M=THE MOON
N=A PAIR OF GRANNY PANTIES
O=GET WITH YOU
P=THE HOTTEST GUY EVER
Q=A BIRD
R=A STOP SIGN
S=A DUSTPAN
T=THE HOTTEST CHICK EVER
U=A RANDOM GIRL
V=A YELLOW PAPERCLIP
W=A PAIR OF SNEAKERS
X=A TURKEY
Y=A NAKED OLD LADY
Z=A JELLYBEAN

ok.....this was just really funny so i had to post it....hope u enjoy it.

-Michael-